Log in

1 Life 4 Sale.

Despite the high cost of living, it's still extremely popular.

Remember: pillage, then burn.
I'm just a simple costumer out of Missouri. I enjoy quiet time with my friends and chosen family. I'm a twitter addict and a total trek-geek. I also have a very foul mouth.

Online Dating

Characters I play:
W'Lo the Wisp, Unseelie Fae for Barataria Faire
Mistress Alexa Walker, Hart's Grove Seamstress to the Stars, for White Hart Ren Faire

"Good intentions, for a Slytherin, are nothing more than the scenic route to hell."

"Don't sweat the small stuff; gnomes, for example."

"Solitude never hurt anyone. Emily Dickinson lived alone, and she wrote some of the most beautiful poetry the world has ever known... then went crazy as a loon."

"It is never to late to be what you might have been."

"A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith doesn't prove anything."

If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished.

"The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues."

"I'm like a superhero... Only with no powers or motivation."

"Prepare to bow before my invincible irony and sarcasm."

"Are you sure you're not a 40 year old midget?"

Original Title:
Mistress Hope of the Southern Climes, Creator of Worlds, Keeper of Mischief, Watch-Warden of the Poodles of Blood, Recruiter of Souls, Finder of the Wild Hamster of KC, Dealer of Most Stabbity Death, RadioShack Goddess, Keeper of the Handed-Down, Locator of Lost Things, and Hiccough Exorcist.

Moodtheme by edge_of_the_art.
abortion rights, alexander james, angel, baking, bettie page, bisexuality, bladed weapons, bonfires, books, caffeine, callahan's, candles, cauldrons, celtic music, chai, comic books, comics, conventions, cooking, corax, corn snakes, corsetry, corsets, costuming, crocheting, crossovers, cruxshadows, csi, dancing, dead like me, drinking, duct tape, dvds, empire records, erotica, evil dead, fabric, falconry, fanfiction, fencing, flirting, folk music, food, foxes, freedom, friends, fun, gaming, gay rights, geeking out, girl genius, good omens, half price books, harry potter, hayao miyazaki, healing, herbalism, herbs, human sexuality, kemetic unorthodox rat screw, kitchen magic, kitsune, linkin park, living statues, magic, manga, mead, mercedes lackey, mini crossbows, miyazaki, monty python, morbid humour, movies, music, mythology, nanowrimo, ncis, neil gaiman, nene thomas, otters, paganism, paper and dice rpgs, period garb, pin-up art, poetry, polyamory, pro choice, ravens, reading, religions, religious studies, ren fest, renaissance faires, renaissance festivals, renfaires, rhps, robin williams, rpgs, ruth thompson, sandman, sewing, sex, slash, spider robinson, spirited away, spirituality, star trek, stargate, steampunk, stiletto heels, studio ghibli, sushi, swords, tabletop rpgs, tattoos, temeraire, tengu, the prophecy, the tick, theatre, tights, truth, twitter, vampire the masquerade, victoriana, wenches, werewolf the apocalypse, white wolf, white wolf games, wicca/pagan, wine, witchcraft, witches, womens rights, writing, x-men